I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I need a burrito and a hug.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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