we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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