I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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