I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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