I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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