So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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