i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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