nut hugger
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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