Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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