this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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