TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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