I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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