Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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