I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize