fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i love accidental penises.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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