: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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