I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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