I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
