Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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