why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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