hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im part way to drunk.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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