4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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