i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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