i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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