i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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