We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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