I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
