wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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