Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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