He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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