how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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