You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Is this like a preordered booty call?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
