do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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