don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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