who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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