So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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