Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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