tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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