I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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