Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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