Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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