I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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