What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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