so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Randomize
