...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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