I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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