I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
