yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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