My Higher Power is John Stamos
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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