Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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