we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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