I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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