i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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